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披萨猎人？暴力扣将？红曼巴马特邦纳的壕情人生！

【美国JRS之声】披萨猎人？暴力扣将？红曼巴马特邦纳的壕情人生！由 assholeeric 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题http://bbs.hupu.com/vote

马特邦纳的土豪人生。

"I’ll eat at any restaurant I want now. In the past, I would always wait until 10 o’clock so I could get the Domino’s late night deal. But now, if I want pizza, I’ll go to a gourmet pizza place at 4 o’clock if I feel like it. To me, that’s splurging."

“现在我想吃哪家饭店就吃哪家。过去，我会等到10点后，这样就能吃到达美乐（披萨店）的超值晚餐了。但现在，如果我想吃披萨，我能去个美食店，4点也好，几点都行，只要我想。对我来说，这已经是一种土豪的作风了。”

[–]Timberwolvesyoungmoonrockz308 指標 9 月前

To be fair, he was probably just making sure he had enough money to buy Lubriderm

实话说，他可能只是为了省钱买Lubriderm（一种身体乳，湿滑酸爽）

[–]KnicksIdRatherBeRich236 指標 9 月前

It's so weird how readily available you had this picture

诡异至极，你怎么搞到这张照片的？

[–]Knicksitsahmemario44 指標 9 月前

"You've changed bro"

“你变了，大兄弟”

[–]Rocketsfatty_fatshits75 指標 9 月前

"gourmet" to Matt Bonner is Papa John's.

“美食店”对马特邦纳来说，就是棒约翰那个级别的吧。

[–][MIA] Harold Minerparadoxofchoice13 指標 9 月前

even if that's true, to be fair, he's from a small town that doesn't get the popular chains bigger cities get. And there definitely aren't as many businesses open late like in the big cities.

纵然这是真的，老实说，他来自一个小镇，那儿可不像大城市有着大量的连锁店，也不会像大城市那样很多店都开到很晚。

[–][POR] Clyde Drexlerdoing_the_gods_work57 指標 9 月前

I fucking love Matt Bonner

我踏马的爱上邦纳了。

[–]CelticsIwillneverbeawizard39 指標 9 月前

I love fucking Matt's boner

我也踏马的爱上邦纳。

[–]Knickshubertdavisfor316 指標 9 月前

Matt bonner has made $27.18 mil in his 10 year career. Not a bad haul. And don't forget about thoseendorsements!

马特邦纳10年职业生涯一共赚了2718W美刀。那可是不少一笔钱。别忘了他可是个饶舌天王。

[–]NBASwanOfAvon2214 指標 9 月前

Cool story: I went to a boarding school in a small New Hampshire town. The day my parents moved me in, they went off to run errands and left me to set up my room. When they got back, they went on and on about how nice the town postmaster was, and how he was "the father of an NBA player!" I naturally assumed they had met a crazy person. Nope. Matt Bonner's dad. Super nice guy and extremely down to earth, so I can't imagine Matt is much different.

小故事：那是我去新罕布什尔一个小镇寄宿学校的故事。那天我爸妈送我过去，然后去寄点东西，让我一个人收拾房间。等他们回来，就不停的叨叨那个邮递员有多友善，他是个“NBA球员的父亲”之类的事情。我很自然的认为他们遇到了个疯子。然而事实狠狠抽了我的脸。他是马特邦纳的老爹。超级友善，超级接地气的一个人，所以很难想象邦纳不是这样一个人#有其父必有其子#

[–]TimberwolveslmhTimberwolves141 指標 9 月前

Sounds like my friend. Gets out of College, lands a 90K job, for his first car buys a damn Corolla.

这听起来像是我一个朋友。大学毕业，年薪9W刀，然后买了辆丰田卡罗拉（等同于步行街年薪30W买个普桑）作为自己的处子车。

[–]jcw4455453 指標 9 月前

Sounds like a smart guy that will have few money problems in his life.

听起来他是个聪明的小伙子，他这一生都不会有经济危机。

[–]SpursAlphadestrious22 指標 9 月前

Matt Bonner is the biggest fucking baller man i swear.

马特邦纳邦纳绝逼是最大只的芭蕾男，我发四！

[–]NBAwolverine65 指標 9 月前

也许他会砸更多少的钱在脱胶的鞋子上

[–]Trail Blazersronaldo9540 指標 9 月前

There always has to be some man in the league who's lowkey hilarious to carry on Scal's legacy.

联盟中必须有那么些人，低调地继承着白曼巴斯卡拉布莱恩的伟大意志。

[–]Raptorsraptors12349[S] 29 指標 9 月前

putting the burden of carrying Scal's legacy on someones shoulder is cruel. Just cruel sir....

把继承白曼巴伟大意志的重担放在一人肩上是很残酷的事情！非常残酷。

[–]BullsOP_INTERVIEW24 指標 9 月前

Bonner also contributes to his team by being a 3 point specialist. Scal was only capable of shooting 3's at a reasonable clip.

邦纳是3分专家，为球队贡献良多。斯卡拉布莱恩只能射一些体位合适的3分而已。

[–]SpursI_AM_LARS32 指標 9 月前

Can we please not do this again? Bonner is like 10x the player Scal would have ever been (and is also way funnier & fan friendly all around). There is a reason they are of similar age yet Bonner is still in the league.

刺蜜：可以了，邦纳球场表现=10个斯卡拉布莱恩（而且也比他有趣友善地多的多）。他俩同龄不同命，邦纳还在这个联盟，这不是没理由的。

[–][SA] David RobinsonTheAlmightyConch23 指標 9 月前

Bonner is no 12th man. He actually contributes.

邦纳不是球队的第12人。他为球队贡献良多！

[–]Westiamthegraham20 指標 9 月前

just... less than 11 other guys on your deep as shit roster

没错。。。他只是比轮换名单中的剩余11人贡献的少点。。。。

马特邦纳高中扣篮大赛！

[–]Warriorsbeardofconfucius179 指標 10 月前*

Matt Bonner is to dunks as Paul Pierce is to lay-ups...

I swear it's all in slow motion

马特邦纳之于扣篮，犹如保罗皮尔斯之于上篮。。。

都是慢动作回放的感觉。。。

[–]GreatBlackHope74 指標 10 月前

"That's why they brought me here" -Red Mamba

“这就是他们签下我的原因”--红曼巴

[–]RaptorsTooDamOldForThisShit75 指標 10 月前

I remember watching the game when they showed this clip. I went to school the next day and told my friends about this video. No one believed me.

No one!

我记得有次看比赛时他们放了这段视频。第二天我回到学校告诉我的小伙伴们，没人信我。

一个信的都没有！

[–]datastats51 指標 10 月前

so that's who Steve Novak learned his dunking from

原来如此！诺瓦克的扣篮原来是偷师的红曼巴啊！

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid146 指標 10 月前

That was the whitest dunk I've ever seen.

这是我见过最白人式的扣篮。

[–]BullsSanctus_522 指標 10 月前

There's a lot of white going on but he hung on the rim a bit too much to be 100% white.

很多白人都这样，但他最后挂筐这一下有点白得不纯

[–]Wizardsjsmooth4hawks147 指標 10 月前

That's what he could be if that sumbitch coach of his wasn't holding him back.

要不是那个臭大便教练不压制邦纳，他的最终形态应该是这样的！血腥扣将！

[–][OKC] Serge IbakaKindPerson58 指標 10 月前

pop, a cancer to the red mamba, confirmed

波波维奇，曼巴病毒，鉴定完毕。

[–]Rocketspskay38 指標 10 月前

Half Flaccid, Half Bonner

半软半邦纳！

(模仿卡特，half man half amazing，半人半神）

[–]SpursLootenantTwiddlederp24 指標 10 月前

I didn't even know he could dunk until this play happened

在这一球之前，我完全不知道他还能扣篮！

[–]SpursSasquatch_Squad43 指標 10 月前

没错，正如我婶婶的脑海里记得的那样。

[–]CelticsDisc_Golf5 指標 10 月前

很明显，来一部红白曼巴为主角的动作电影吧。

He won the dunk contest at Florida during Midnight Madness one year with some cheesy routine that involved ripping his shirt off a la Hulk Hogan. I can't remember who he beat, but it was someone actually doing something athletic and impressive. Billy Donovan was clearly disappointed in the crowd for choosing Bonner.（翻译题）

[–][OKC] Kevin DurantKD_All_Day36 指標 10 月前

This is awesome footage. This and the scalbarine thing should remind people that athletes that are inferior in the nba are still extremely athletic.

这些镜头棒呆了！邦纳和斯卡拉布莱恩的事迹该让大家醒醒了，NBA底层的这些球员，依旧有着极出色的运动能力。。。

[–][LAL] Dennis RodmanPhred_Felps10 指標 10 月前

Scalabrine used his size on smaller players. That doesn't mean he's athletic... It means he's just huge.

白曼巴斯拉卡布莱恩会利用身体生吃小个防守。这并不意味着他运动能力好。。。这只能说明他很大只。。。

[–]76ersmarksills16 指標 10 月前

People making fun of bonner kind of annoys me. Like scal stuff is kinda annoying but I get it but bonner started multiple games in the playoffs for the nba champions.

人们拿邦纳取乐这让我有点不爽。就像对斯卡拉布莱恩一样，虽然对他的取乐我已经接受了，但是邦纳依然能在季后赛一些比赛中首发登场，为总冠军打球。

[–]NetsL99_DITTO25 指標 10 月前

We're not laughing at Bonner. We're laughing with Bonner. Bonner himself doesn't take it too seriously and I think everyone here is laughing while at the same time knowing that he can kick everyone's ass at basketball here and be a useful piece on the best team in the world.

嘿，我们不是在嘲笑邦纳。我们与邦纳同乐！邦纳自己都不当回事儿，而且我觉得每个人在笑的同时心里都很清楚，论打球，邦纳能干翻我们每个人。他是世界最佳球队中的一块拼图！

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不要求你多专业，不要求你多牛逼，只要你爱JRS之声，有一定的英语能力就行

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（翻译题网友谈邦纳高中扣篮大赛的印象）

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「键盘侠」火箭加时胜湖人｜全员健康的湖人将会超级危险

[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (26-19) defeat the LA Lakers (25-22) 138-134, behind Harden's 48/8/6.

【赛后帖】休斯顿火箭（26胜19负）以138-134击败洛杉矶湖人（25胜22负）。

哈登48分8篮板6助攻4抢断，戈登30分5篮板4助攻，小里弗斯5分5篮板5助攻，恩尼斯18分3篮板，塔克9分9篮板5抢断，杰拉德-格林17分3篮板2助攻，内内5分4篮板3助攻，克拉克6分2篮板；库兹马32分8篮板，英格拉姆21分5篮板4助攻，波普8分4篮板，鲍尔8分11助攻，钱德勒3分7篮板，哈特7分5篮板，史蒂芬森16分4助攻，祖巴茨17分7篮板，麦基12分14篮板，比斯利8分。

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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 248 points 4 hours ago

SEND KCP BACK TO JAIL

湖人球迷：把波普送回监狱吧

[–]Lakers ibihadi 661 points 4 hours ago

Man that airball by pope really got me going :(

湖人球迷：天呐，波普那个那个三不沾真让我火大

[–]Lakers henstobs11 126 points 4 hours ago

[Dawson] Magic, you cool with KCP? “FUCK NO.”

湖人球迷：记者道森赛后问约翰逊：魔术师，你和波普关系好吗？

魔术师答道：“靠！当然不好！”

[–]_lemonpledge_ 168 points 4 hours ago

The actual Pope is in tears right now

冷静下来的波普现在以泪洗面

[–]Lakers dizjedi 22 points 4 hours ago

Seriously, man I was shocked. He had played so well on offense and defense. I had no idea why he did that

湖人球迷：说实话，我当时真的震惊了。他本来在攻防两端都打得不错，完全想不通他为啥要那么做。

[–]rutgersmemelordz 139 points 4 hours ago

I was in complete shock that he took that

Absolutely no reason that play didn’t go through Ingram or kuz

我当时也是全然懵逼啊

居然不经过英格拉姆或库兹马，这压根没理由啊。

[–]Nuggets Adzwell 13 points 4 hours ago

Yep especially when Ingram is running hot in OT

掘金球迷：对的，何况当时英格拉姆手感发烫。

[–]Lakers H1Ed1 81 points 4 hours ago

Killed me. Managed to leave 23.9sec on the clock, too. Just for extra salt in the wound. Baffling decision making.

湖人球迷：那球让我想死。那个回合进攻时间还有23.9秒吧，纯粹往伤口上撒盐。这个决定难以理解。

[–]Rockets MMO4life 44 points 3 hours ago

Look

If you had

One shot

Or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it

Or just let it slip?

火箭球迷：听着，要是你当时有一次能让你实现所有幻想的投篮或者说是机会，你是想抓住它，还是眼睁睁错失？

[–]Lakers walkingparad0x 42 points 4 hours ago

KCP is always trying to play hero ball & why does he always shoot it when there's 20 seconds on the shot clock???

湖人球迷：波普老想着打英雄球，可他为嘛总是要在进攻时间还能20秒就出手呢？

[–][NYK] Larry Johnson smegdaddy 11 points 4 hours ago

That’s what was worse for me than not giving it to Ingram. LA had so much time on the clock still.

尼克斯球迷：这比不给英格拉姆球还要过分。湖人当时的进攻时间还很多啊。

[–]Rockets King_reggie 15 points 3 hours ago

Every LeBron team NEEDS a JR Smith type that gets consistent minutes. It's in LeBron's contract. Beas fits the mold, but he doesn't get minutes consistently enough so it's gotta be KCP.

火箭球迷：每支勒布朗所在的球队都需要一个能获得稳定出场时间的像JR那样的角色。这是在勒布朗的合同里规定的。比斯利符合这个特点，不过他的出场时间不稳定，所以这人必须得是波普。

[–]Warriors night28 45 points 4 hours ago

Pope threw the game on two important possessions. First, the 3 by Gordon where he guarded him like he was guarding Harden. Lakers were up by 3 and Gordon had to take a 3 yet Pope was standing to the side of Gordon and not in front of him contesting. Get in front of the guy jesus christ. He straight up guarded Gordon like he was guarding Harden on the left. Terrible bbiq on that play.

Then he chucked that air ball 3 in OT when they were only down by 1 with plenty of time on the shot clock.

勇士球迷：波普在两个关键回合脑子短路。首先，是戈登那个三分，他防戈登就像防哈登一样。湖人当时领先3分，戈登必须得投三分，可是波普还是防他一侧，而不是正面给他对抗。天呐，你就站在戈登身前啊。他就像防守哈登的左侧突破一样防戈登，那个回合的篮球智商很感人。

然后是在加时赛里，湖人只落后一分，并且那个回合进攻时间还多着，波普来了个无脑的三不沾。

[–]Lakers Vindicare605 157 points 4 hours ago

Raise your hand if you thought the Lakers' lead at the half was safe.

Ok now put them down you liars!

湖人球迷：如果你们觉得湖人半场的领先很安全，请举手。

好了，可以放下来了，你们这些骗子！

[–]Lakers Dill_Pickles824 41 points 4 hours ago

As soon as Zo sprained his ankle I knew we were gonna let the Rockets back in it. Fuck.

湖人球迷：鲍尔扭伤脚踝的时候，我就知道我们会让火箭追上来的。靠

[–]Wizards KaalVeiten 55 points 4 hours ago

Well the Lakers did make their goal of keeping Harden under 50.

奇才球迷：行了，湖人让哈登的得分没突破50，实现赛前目标了。

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[–]Warriors geekhaus 603 points 4 hours ago*

Sending healing vibes to Lonzo

勇士球迷：给鲍尔送去点愈合之力吧

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 15 points 4 hours ago

He needs them. We fell apart without him.

湖人球迷：他需要。我们没了他之后就分崩离析了。

[–]Lakers b1indsamurai 119 points 4 hours ago

The moment Lonzo went down I just knew we were going to choke this one away.

湖人球迷：鲍尔倒下的那一刻，我就知道这场比赛要嗝屁。

[–]Lakers Evilsmile 46 points 4 hours ago

We held on as well as possible until KCP went all JR Smith.

湖人球迷：在波普进入JR模式之前，我们已经尽力紧咬比分了。

[–][HOU] Gerald Green Beastage 13 points 4 hours ago

That was weird. Rewatching the injury didnt make it clear what happened, but he was obviously in a lot of pain.

I hope it's not serious; he played really well tonight.

火箭球迷：那真是奇怪。他那次受伤的回放看的不是很清楚发什么了什么，不过他明显很痛苦。

希望不严重，他今晚打得真是好。

[–]Lakers russketeer34 237 points 4 hours ago

The Lakers have zero luck at point guard health this year.

湖人球迷：我湖这个赛季在控卫位置上全是坏运气。

[–]_lemonpledge_ 28 points 4 hours ago

It worked! Just a sprain

还是有运气的。只是扭伤而已。

[–]NBA urfaselol 37 points 4 hours ago

A sprain is a 2-4 week injury

这个扭伤可是要缺阵2-4周

[–]Lakers DJ_Aux_cord 28 points 4 hours ago

that's 2 months for the Lakers

湖人球迷：对我湖来说就是两个月啊。

[–]Bulls JC_Frost 14 points 4 hours ago

Point Lance was fun.

公牛球迷：控卫兰斯也有意思的。

[–]Lakers HighlyBaked0 231 points 4 hours ago

Bro Lebron got injured, that should show how bad our injury luck is haha‘

湖人球迷：连勒布朗都受伤了，这足以说明我们的运气有多差

[–]Rockets avickthur 26 points 4 hours ago

The bionic man. Hoping he can be healthy soon. LeBron not being in the playoffs would be fucking weird honestly

火箭球迷：乐邦可是生化人体质啊。希望他能尽快恢复。说实话，没有勒布朗的季后赛会很特么奇怪的。

[–]Lakers NotClayMerritt 29 points 4 hours ago

Our health has been garbage since Andrew Bynum.

湖人球迷：自打拜纳姆之后，我湖的健康状况就一团稀烂。

[–]AdamantiumBalls 14 points 4 hours ago

Hes a free agent , gotta get rid of the curse and sign him. It's the only way

他还是个自由球员呢，肯定摆脱了伤病魔咒，赶紧把他签回来。这是唯一的解决方式。

[–]Lakers INT_MIN 80 points 4 hours ago*

We have zero luck at health. Literally the best player in the NBA walked into our team and is hit with the worst injury of his career.

湖人球迷：我们真是和健康完全交不到好运啊。联盟最佳球员来了我湖之后，居然还碰到了职业生涯最严重的伤病。

[–]Lakers Kendricks_Llama 25 points 4 hours ago

Rondo’s been out too. We’ve bearely had a chance to see them play with a fully healthy squad.

湖人球迷：隆多也不在。我们几乎就没机会看到他们以一个完全健康的阵容投入战斗。

[–]Lakers pinemd 62 points 4 hours ago

We were okay without LeBron and Rondo, because Ball was still a pure playmaker.

But without Ball we've lost 3 primary playmakers and we can't win with Ingram constantly doing iso plays

湖人球迷：原先勒布朗和隆多受伤我们还能撑，因为鲍尔还是个纯组织者。

可是没了鲍尔，我们就没了三个主要的组织者，我们总不能一直靠英格拉姆单打赢球吧。

[–]Nets Brobman11 201 points 5 hours ago

The Lakers got fucked by Lonzo's injury. Really think they would be super dangerous healthy.

篮网球迷：鲍尔的伤病真是把湖人搞惨了。要是他们健康的话，真觉得湖人会超级危险。

[–]Knicks KDL2000 15 points 5 hours ago

Lakers showed a lot of fight despite losing a lot of crucial players. Team will be scary in the playoffs

尼克斯球迷：虽说缺失了很多关键球员，但是湖人还是展现了很强的战斗力。这支球队到了季后赛会很吓人的。

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[–][HOU] James Harden hashtagswagfag 23 points 4 hours ago

Get better soon Lonzo. And LAbron

That being said

James Harden keep on cock slapping this league you deserve your jersey hanging somewhere besides that strip club

FEAR THE BEARD

火箭球迷：鲍尔快好起来吧，还有勒布朗。

话虽如此，哈登还在继续打脸联盟啊，除了脱衣舞俱乐部之外（著名歌手Joe-Budden的朋友“Mal”在一次节目中表示，休斯顿有一家特别著名的脱衣舞俱乐部将哈登的13号球衣悬挂在店内），你的球衣还理应挂在其他地方。

[–]Raptors kylelowrysass 12 points 5 hours ago

James Harden scoring 48 is barely news at this point

猛龙球迷：现在这个时候，哈登拿到48分已经不算啥新闻了。

[–]drakekevin73 14 points 5 hours ago

Harden only scored 48. Harden sucks confirmed.

哈登才得了48分，说明他很菜。

[–]Rockets Grammar_PoPo 97 points 5 hours ago

Under 50. Is Harden on the decline?

火箭球迷：低于50分。哈登这是状态下滑了吗？

[–]Thunder Queroberos 10 points 4 hours ago

It's a moral victory for the Lakers for holding Harden below 50

雷霆球迷：把哈登的得分限制在50以下，湖人在精神层面还是胜利的。

[–]Rockets gwatson86 51 points 4 hours ago

Rest of NBA now following Luke Walton's "Hold James Harden under 50 points" defense

火箭球迷：联盟其他球队现在要参照沃顿“把哈登得分限制在50分以内”的防守策略了。

[–]Lakers pinemd 22 points 5 hours ago

props to Harden for not going for 50 when he could've easily at the end

media would've been talking about his 3 straight 50 point games all day tomorrow, yet he still didn't go for it

湖人球迷：哈登在比赛末段可以轻易实现50+，却没有这么做，向他致敬。

要是他连续三场50+，媒体明天会吹爆他的，可是他并没有冲击50分。

[–]Rockets IveAlreadyWon 13 points 3 hours ago

He cares about winning more. I love that about him. You know some other players would've definitely gone for 50 though.

火箭球迷：他更在乎球队的胜利。我喜欢他这一点。你知道的，换做是有些球员肯定会拼50分的。

[–]Thunder Butwhywouldyoudorhat 46 points 5 hours ago

Feels like Harden is slowly becoming an all-time great shooting guard and its been pretty insane to watch. His step-back is signature as fuck lol.

雷霆球迷：感觉哈登现在慢慢在成为一名历史级的伟大分卫啊，看他的比赛很不可思议。他的后撤步都特么成了一种标识了，哈哈哈

[–]Lakers retardvark 32 points 4 hours ago

Quickly. He's a top 5 sg and not close to being done yet

湖人球迷：应该是快速向历史级靠拢。他是前五分卫，而且现在还早着呢。

[–]Rockets Ecrunk 44 points 4 hours ago

Me: “Mom can I play GameCube Nintendo before bed?”

Mom: “Ask your father”

James: “go ahead son”

火箭球迷：我：“妈，我睡前能玩会儿电玩吗？”

我妈：“去问你爸”

哈登：“玩吧，儿子”

[–]Xigbarisbestwaifu 73 points 4 hours ago*

I never really understood when Rockets fans said: "Who else are you gonna give the ball to?" until tonight. His teammates are some straight up trash. I was starting to get mad at them FOR Harden & I hate Harden. That's how bad his teammates were tonight. I will never use his FG attempts against him again after watching this game tonight. The stuff he's doing with what he has is incredible & unbelievable & if he keeps this up for the rest of the year then he definitely deserves MVP. Amazing game from him tonight.

当以前火箭球迷说“除了哈登，你还能把球给谁呢？”这话的时候，我还从未明白过，直到今晚。他的队友真的是菜。我都开始替哈登对他们感到不爽了，而且我还讨厌哈登。他的队友今晚就有这么水。看了他今晚的比赛之后，我再也不会拿他的出手次数说事了。他以现有的条件所做的事是不可思议且难以置信的，如果他这个赛季余下时间还能延续这种表现，那他绝对配得上MVP。今晚的表现真的很精彩。

[–]Pequeno_loco 35 points 4 hours ago

Yep, he had an amazing run with everyone injured when the second best player on the court was Austin Rivers. T

It's honestly ridiculous that you can win with literally one player carrying the entire offensive load.

是啊，他在大家都受伤、场上第二好球员只是小里弗斯的情况下，打出了一波强势表现。

几乎只靠一名球员撑起球队的整个进攻重担的时候还能赢球，说实话这很不可思议的。

[–]Supersonics MerfolkMagic 27 points 4 hours ago

Eric Gordon really is showing his value to this team. Good lord.

超音速球迷：戈登真的是在向球队展示自己的价值。

[–]PotRoastMyDudes 8 points 4 hours ago

He's our best bench guy

他是我们最好的板凳球员。

[–]Rockets thumbtack0 145 points 5 hours ago

Eric Gordon, good to have you back

火箭球迷：戈登，你回来了真好啊。

[–]Knicks slyguy183 106 points 4 hours ago

It's nice to have non G-league players on the roster

尼克斯球迷：阵容里没有发展联盟球员真好

[–]Rockets Kdot32 59 points 4 hours ago

I still miss House

火箭球迷：我还在想念豪斯。

[–]GGBUS32 99 points 5 hours ago

PJ tucker can have my babies idgaf

我想为塔克生孩子，管特么的。

[–]Rockets BZ-B 45 points 4 hours ago

PJ Tuck me in tonight daddy

火箭球迷：塔克爸比今晚帮我盖被子。

[–]Nets Starter91 20 points 4 hours ago

Tucker is a goat on defense.

篮网球迷：塔克就是防守端的史上最佳。

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[–]Timberwolves IDontSpeakItalian 233 points 5 hours ago

as a neutral fan,

holy shit what a fantastic game

森林狼球迷：作为中立球迷说一句，卧了个槽这比赛真过瘾。

[–]Lakers darklord0530 10 points 5 hours ago

2 amazing games on national television, great day for the NBA lol

湖人球迷：今天两场全美直播的比赛都很精彩，NBA度过了美妙的一天，哈哈哈

[–]Wizards nxqv 32 points 5 hours ago

The amount of whistles I heard at the end of the 4th and during all of OT nearly gave me an aneurysm

奇才球迷：我在第四节末段和加时赛听到的那些哨声，差点让我动脉硬化。

[–]Lakers retardvark 20 points 4 hours ago

It was just the overtime fouls that killed us. They also ejected our coach lol

湖人球迷：纯粹是加时赛的哨子杀死了我们。他们还把我们的教练驱逐了，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers JimmyB3574 32 points 4 hours ago

Even as a laker fan, shit was crazy dude. Harden exploding in the last two minutes of regulation, Eg's shot to go to OT, BI finally seeming to have mastered that short Livingston jumper that Ive been praying for him to use more, etc. Great game

湖人球迷：作为一个湖蜜，这比赛真特么疯狂啊老铁。哈登在常规时间最后两分钟暴走，戈登三分带入加时，英格拉姆貌似终于掌握了利文斯顿那种小跳投，这是我一直想在他身上多看到的，等等等。这比赛很精彩。

[–]Lakers devil_shamdevil 57 points 5 hours ago

Honestly we played a great game short handed. Can’t even get mad.

湖人球迷：老实说，我们在人手短缺的情况下表现不错。我都没法生气。

[–]Celtics ReversalRivers 49 points 5 hours ago

Lakers are pretty impressive tbh. Hitler is just too powerful.

凯尔特人球迷：说实话，湖人表现很闪啊。只是希特勒太强了。

（希特勒是哈登在Reddit的外号之一。原因是哈登前几年在Reddit被黑的太惨，后来物极必反，大家就开玩笑说看哈登被黑的惨状还以为他是穷凶极恶的希特勒）

[–]Spurs Surviv3 21 points 5 hours ago

68 out of their 100 shot attempts were 3s? Jesus Christ what Houston is doing is unreal

马刺球迷：火箭一百次出手居然有68次是三分？我滴神呐，休斯顿这是要疯啊。

[–]Raptors nosreyr 71 points 5 hours ago