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键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

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[赛后贴]今日NBA季中锦标赛,湖人队四分之一决赛,湖人队106-103战胜太阳队。

双方数据

太阳(12-9):杜兰特31分7板4助、阿伦21分、布克21分11板6助、尤班克斯6分2板、戈登7分4板4助2断、努尔基奇3分8板4助、古德温7分6板、利特尔5分。

湖人(13-9):詹姆斯31分8板11助5断、浓眉27分15板2帽、普林斯5分3板3断、拉塞尔8分5助、里夫斯20分6板2助、雷迪什4分2板、八村塁7分2板、范德比尔特1分6板2助、克里斯蒂3分。

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 533 points 5 hours ago

Players are shooting 40.5% (-7.2%) from the field when defended by LeBron which is 1st among forwards this season.

猛龙球迷:本赛季对手在老詹的防守下仅投出40.5%的命中率(低于平均命中率7.2%),这在所有的前锋中排名第一呢!

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 314 points 5 hours ago

He’s one of the best defensive players ever. This should not really be debatable

山猫队球迷:因为老詹是史上最棒的防守球员之一,这个没什么好争论的!

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[–]LakersOldManBrom 54 points 5 hours ago

bUt hE dOEsNt pLAy dEFenSen

湖人球迷:之前有人还说老詹不防守呢~~

[–]MavericksFurryHentaiAdmirer 92 points 5 hours ago

Appreciate greatness while you still can. Sadly, my glorious KING JAMES won't be around for too much longer...

独行侠球迷:在你还能欣赏伟大的时候,就请尽情欣赏吧~~~因为我那光辉伟岸的詹姆斯国王已经没多少时间了~~~~

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[–]Kingsrattlemebones 72 points 5 hours ago

You gonna kill him?

国王球迷:啊?楼上你的意思是…你打算去杀了老詹吗?

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[–]MavericksFurryHentaiAdmirer 9 points 4 hours ago

Why! I would NEVER do that to my glorious king...

独行侠球迷:怎么会?!我永远都不会对我伟大的国王做出那种事情~~~~

[–]Sunscheezeflavoredick 24 points 4 hours ago

The Lebron James of stab wound doctors is just gonna dig him out of the grave and have him back on the court by January

太阳球迷:杀掉了也莫慌,老詹家里那满脸刀疤的神医会把他从棺材里拖出来,缝好充满气,一个月后重新让他杀回赛场!

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[–]Ayjel89 355 points 5 hours ago

Suns shot 12% better from the field and 18% better from three, and Lakers won by forcing 20 turnovers and getting 27 more shots on goal.

球迷:太阳整体命中率比湖人高12%,三分球命中率比湖人高18%,然而湖人逼迫太阳出现20次失误,并且比太阳多得到27次的投篮出手机会,以此赢得比赛!

[–]LakersEveryShot 121 points 4 hours ago

It’s one of those instances where solid D can really bring it. Won’t work against a score machine like Boston but we can squeak these wins out with mediocre offense every now and then

湖人球迷:为什么防守能赢比赛,这就是证据啊!虽然湖人不是凯尔特人那样的进攻机器,但是我们经常以平庸的进攻能力磨下胜利!

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[–]LakersRedditkid16 18 points 3 hours ago

Don’t forget 21-8 on offensive boards

湖人球迷:可别忘了,湖人的进攻篮板可是21比8碾压太阳呢~~~

[–]Air_Enthusiast 241 points 4 hours ago

Lakers shot 27 more FG but made only 1 more than the Suns

Thank fuck for defense

球迷:湖人比太阳全场多投了27个篮,然而只比对方多进了一个球…这防守可太他娘的厉害了!!

[–]Flat_Blackberry3815 110 points 5 hours ago

Feels like all the Sun's role-players became afraid to shoot in the last 5 minutes.

球迷:感觉到了比赛的最后5分钟,太阳的角色球员都不敢投篮了啊~~~

[–]LakersLegalistigician 407 points 5 hours ago

Man its really unfortunate that timeout call is gonna take away from an otherwise great game

湖人球迷:哎…那个暂停判罚把一场本来很精彩的比赛给毁了!太可惜了!!

新闻链接>>>>>>几乎同时!里夫斯被太阳双人包夹濒临失误 詹姆斯赶紧叫出暂停

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[–]Wizardsyoungsaiyan 76 points 5 hours ago

It really sucks. What an incredible game

奇才球迷:是啊!吹得实在太烂了!这场比赛打得不要太精彩!

[–]Lakerskingofgamesbrah 15 points 4 hours ago

I agree. That's not how you wanna win

湖人球迷:确实!以这样的方式赢球,可不是我们想要的!!

[–]cycko 2 points 2 hours ago

i love KD's quote basically "it's 1 call in a 48 minute game, i dont like complaining about calls" its the only right way to look at it.

球迷:我喜欢杜兰特的观点:“这只是48分钟内的一次判罚而已,我不喜欢抱怨判罚。”这样的方式去看待这次判罚,才是最正确的。

新闻链接>>>>>>杜兰特谈最后暂停:不能把失利归咎于某个回合 这不是输球的理由

[–]Lakersmarkjay6 -14 points 5 hours ago*

Not for me. If they hadn’t called the timeout, then it would have been a foul by Booker.

湖人球迷:我不这么认为,如果那个回合没吹暂停,肯定吹布克犯规的。

新闻链接>>>>>>里夫斯:我认为布克撞到了我&但没有响哨 詹姆斯高球商叫了暂停

[–]SunsDaCheez 9 points 5 hours ago

Absolutely no foul on Booker there.

太阳球迷:布克肯定没犯规啊~~

[–]Minneapolis LakersVexing_Pie 9 points 5 hours ago

I might’ve not had my glasses on but he humps Reaves a couple times

湖人球迷:虽然我没戴眼镜,但是也看得出来布克顶了里夫斯好几次啊…

[–]SunsBrewmaster33 5 points 4 hours ago

Reaves did some twerking to be fair, all was consensual

太阳球迷:里夫斯的翘臀也不老实啊~~你情我愿的事情~~~

[–]LakersOldManBrom 81 points 5 hours ago

KD is a killer man. I fully expected the last shot to go in

湖人球迷:杜兰特真是个杀手啊~~~我当时以为最后那投篮会进呢~~~

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(杜兰特本场最后一投)

[–]Lakersmikedanktony 23 points 4 hours ago

Bro ngl I was ready to be in shambles the way he pulled up

湖人球迷:是啊~~当他出手的时候,我的精神已经准备好面对崩溃了~~~~

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[–]Lakersahr3410 238 points 5 hours ago

Lakers Pelicans for the West. What everybody wanted since the AD trade

湖人球迷:季中锦标赛半决赛湖人vs鹈鹕,这可是自从浓眉交易之后,所有人翘首以盼的对决啊~~~

[–]Macchiiavvelli 51 points 5 hours ago

AD vs BI

独行侠球迷:浓眉 vs 英格拉姆

[–]NBABiglundtry 26 points 5 hours ago

Ingram going for 40

球迷:英格拉姆准备好要砍40分了!

[–]Lakersdookoo 43 points 5 hours ago

I wouldn't be mad.

湖人球迷:哪怕莺歌真的会在我们头上砍下40分,我也不会生气~~

[–][LAL] Metta World Peaceeasthollywoodhouse 23 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, no matter the circumstance I'll be at peace so long as BI is cooking

湖人球迷:是啊~不管怎么样,只要莺歌爆发,我的内心都会非常平静~~

[–]LakersImRightShutUp1 60 points 5 hours ago

As a die hard refs fan you can’t tell me they weren’t the best on the floor tonight

湖人球迷:我是裁判的死忠粉,你要是告诉我今天裁判不是本场最佳,我可不答应!!!

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[–]SunsKrazySocoKid 42 points 5 hours ago

GG lakers. Lebron and KD are still amazing. Too many turnovers and bad rebounding from us. Looking forward to the healthy rematch.

太阳球迷:湖人打得好啊~~~老詹和杜兰特仍然牛逼啊!我们的失误太多了,篮板太烂!非常期待两队以健康的阵容再打一次!

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantRaj2324 59 points 5 hours ago

Amazing game. Felt like the playoffs.

That was a loose ball though.

湖人球迷:比赛太看好啦!感觉像在看季后赛啊!不过话说回来,那个暂停的时候,双方其实都没有控制住球~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>沃格尔质疑暂停吹罚:那是一个loose ball 你不能在这时候吹暂停

[–]SunsJust_A_Glitch 410 points 5 hours ago

We lost because we turned the ball over 87 times. But that doesn't change the fact that that was a game-deciding terrible call

太阳球迷:太阳会输球,是因为他们失误了87次!!但是一个不争的事实是,那个暂停是影响比赛结果的决定性判罚!

[–]LakersBigBallerBryant 38 points 5 hours ago

That TO was bullshit, even if it benefits LAL

湖人球迷:那个暂停简直是放屁!哪怕那是对湖人有利,也是放屁!!

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[-]1 40 points 5 hours ago

Silver called it in

球迷:萧华插手了。

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[–]Final-Luck-4222 12 points 5 hours ago

Silver wanted to ensure that at least one of the Lakers or Celtics reached Vegas.

Smh

球迷:萧华必须得保证湖人、凯尔特人中至少一只球队,必须要去到拉斯维加斯!

[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 31 points 5 hours ago

Was so cool to learn today that you can call a timeout even if you don't have clear possession of the basketball、

勇士球迷:奇怪的知识又学到了!原来,在双方没有明确的球权控制的情况下,也可以叫暂停的啊!

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[–]KnicksThe_Notorious_Donut 9 points 5 hours ago

Suns played horribly and they deserve to lose but holy shit that call lmao

尼克斯球迷:太阳队今天打得太烂了,他们活该要输球!但是那个暂停判罚实在是…我的姥姥啊…哈哈哈…

[–]LakersBarelyContainedChaos 2 points 5 hours ago

I dont know if I can handle multiple heart attacks in early in a season.

湖人球迷:赛季才刚开始没多久,我已经心脏病发作好几次了,我不知道自己还能撑多久…

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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,湖人队(40-32)客场128-124战胜雄鹿队(46-26)。

双方数据

雄鹿(46-26):字母哥29分21板11助2断3帽、大洛9分6板、比斯利21分3板、利拉德27分5板8助、波蒂斯18分13板、米德尔顿12分6板7助、康诺顿3分3板9助、克劳德5分2板.

湖人(40-32):浓眉34分23板2断4帽、里夫斯29分14板10助2帽、八村塁16分14板、丁威迪7分4助、拉塞尔29分7板12助2断、普林斯9分4板。

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[–]Trail BlazersxXChickenravioliXx 21 points an hour ago

Welp I tuned in time to watch Reaves COOK Dame

开拓者球迷:好么…我一来就看到常威-里夫斯在打来福-利拉德!!

新闻链接>>>>>>斗转星移!里夫斯关键球造成利拉德犯规

新闻链接>>>>>>这是真补不上了!利拉德比斯利都没劲了 眼睁睁看着里夫斯投三分

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[–]Rocketsbigtice 8 points an hour ago

Lakers score only 16 points in the 1st quarter and are down by 16.

"Well, this game should be over pretty quick."

Lakers come back and win the game 128-124.

"Wait, what!?"

火箭球迷:

第一节湖人只得16分,落后雄鹿16分。- “好了,这比赛很快就要花了~~”

回来一看,湖人128-124逆转取胜。 - “桥豆麻袋哟!!吶尼哦阔咧哇?!”

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[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 8 points an hour ago

This is why I love the Lakers but I hate being a Lakers fan. These games are fun but are not good for my heart and sanity.

湖人球迷:这就是为什么我身为湖蜜但“我恨我痴心”!!今天的比赛,如同禁忌的情爱一般带给我感官刺激,同时又腐蚀着我的心智!!!

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[–]][WAS] Kelly OubreGriffinQ 7 points an hour ago

Incredible comeback for seemingly the tenth time this year. This Lakers team fucking loves snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.

Meanwhile, Doc teams continue to love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory…

奇才球迷:牛X的逆转!貌似本赛季这种逆转已经发生10次了吧!湖人真的是喜欢这种虎口拔牙式的胜利啊!!反观里弗斯…一如既往地喜欢被别人拔牙…

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 997 points 57 minutes ago

Insane game, AD with 34/23 and the clutchest defense you'll ever see. 52 minutes he's probably cooked for tmr lmao.

猛龙球迷:这比赛不得了啊!浓眉砍下34分23板,还送出了一次你们这辈子都没见过的关键防守!!!今天猛干52分钟之后,明天估计是要软了哈哈哈哈!!!

新闻链接>>>>>>😮浓眉出战51分52秒 创队史继12年科比后出场时间最高纪录!

新闻链接>>>>>>⌚利拉德戴“表”时刻?不!是浓眉“戴”表时刻

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[–]Lakersginbooth 18 points 56 minutes ago

Tmrw might be a dead legs special.

湖人球迷:明天大家看到的,估计就是那个残废模式的浓眉了~~~

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[–]NuggetsVexoftheVex 393 points 55 minutes ago

They’ll rest him and play LeBron

Their strategy worked out perfectly (so far)

掘金球迷:明天湖人会让浓眉休息,让老詹打的,他们的调休策略相当完美啊(目前看来)~

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 171 points 54 minutes ago

Don’t know the record, but I think the Lakers have a better record with AD in and Lebron out vs LeBron in and AD out

湖人球迷:我感觉浓眉独自带队时湖人的战绩,要比老詹独自带队时要好,虽然我不知道具体的数据是怎么样的~~~

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[–]LakersCOTEReader 371 points 53 minutes ago

Because AD is our defense lmfao

湖人球迷:因为浓眉就是我湖的防守体系啊,哈哈哈哈!!!

[–]Thunderhomefree122 743 points 59 minutes ago

Austin Reaves fucked around and got a triple double.

29/14/10 with 2 blocks. Total boss.

雷霆球迷:里夫斯杀得天昏地暗,砍下三双29分14板10助,还有2帽,这不妥妥的球队老大嘛!!

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洛城城主里哥

[–]MavericksNbaAllDAYger 319 points 57 minutes ago

Bro was hunting Lillard and Middleton thats when you know you are cooked on D.

独行侠球迷:里大哥追着利拉德和米德尔顿的屁股干,这就是防受端被攻穿的感觉啊!!

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[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 79 points an hour ago

That’s a banger. Austin is that guy man.

Just hope they don’t shit the bed against Memphis tomorrow lmao

湖人球迷:里哥太牛了!!里哥是大英雄,吼吼!!不过…今晚搞得这么猛,明天可别虚了被灰熊给干出屎来哟,哈哈哈哈~~~

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 168 points an hour ago

Reaves might’ve hit the clutchest shots, but AD was the MVP. Outrageous defence from him tonight 🔥🔥🔥

猛龙球迷:虽然里夫斯进了最关键的那个球,但是浓眉才是今晚的MVP!他今晚在防守端的发挥相当炸裂!!🔥🔥🔥

[–]NBA8116 162 points an hour ago

AD activated his Mangekyō Sharingan after returning from his eye injury.

球迷:因为从上次的眼睛伤势中恢复之后,浓眉进化出了万花筒写轮眼!!!

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[–]Lakerskingofgamesbrah 58 points 58 minutes ago

Some body check on his brother

湖人球迷:来人啊!赶紧去查查浓眉他哥,别给他屠村了!!

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[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 295 points an hour ago

The Bucks were up 19 with 7:44 to go in regulation, at home, against a Lakers team that was playing without LeBron, blew the lead and lost.

Absolutely tremendous.

独行侠球迷:雄鹿今天主场坐阵,常规时间还剩7分44秒的时候仍领先19分,且对手湖人的詹姆斯缺阵,最后竟然把领先优势浪完还输掉了比赛…干得实在太漂亮了…

新闻链接>>>>>>不愧是你🥵湖人双加时逆转老里率领的雄鹿 后者最大领先19分

[–]Rocketsbigtice 102 points an hour ago

"You doubted me?" – Doc

火箭球迷:

“你是不是在质疑我?” 里弗斯如是说。

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]RocketsREQ52767[🍰] 35 points 50 minutes ago

Doc Rivers masterclass!

火箭球迷:道格-里弗斯,大湿级的惜败手艺,为您铺好逆转的温床!!

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]Lakersahr3410 271 points an hour ago

Doc Rivers somehow topped the end of the last Lakers Bucks game 💀

湖人球迷:到头来,还是被里弗斯这老小子抢了风头啊💀

[–]LakersPalifaith 125 points an hour ago

Ridding that 08 chip until the end of time.

湖人球迷:08年总冠军到手,下半辈子吃喝不愁!

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]CelticsVoidSpork 12 points an hour ago

What does Damian Lillard even do?

凯尔特人球迷:利拉德又是在搞什么鸡毛?

[–]Bucks Bandwagonpentbuttrwhy 5 points 31 minutes ago

Ratfuck me out of my parlays that’s what

雄鹿球迷:他搞什么鸡毛?赔得我把菊花都卖了!你说他搞什么鸡毛!?

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 7 points an hour ago

I’m taking Reaves over Lillard all time

湖人球迷:所以我从来都是认为里夫斯比利拉德强的!!

[–]CelticsTody196 29 points an hour ago

lmao imagine being a contender for the chip and blowing a massive lead to a struggling team without their biggest star player this week. That would be super embarrassing, hope it never happens to us.

凯尔特人球迷:吼吼吼,同志们,想想看,作为一支争冠球队,面对当家球星缺阵的鱼腩队,在大比分领先的情况下能把比赛给浪输掉,这太他么尴尬啦!!希望这种事永远都不要发生在咱凯尔特人身上~~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>疯三!西部第9湖人19分逆转东部第2雄鹿 东部第10老鹰30分翻绿军

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]Lakers21squirrel 34 points an hour ago

I get the joke, but how are the Lakers, 8 games over .500 in the West, comparable to the Hawks lol

湖人球迷:这个笑点我是get到了哈,楼上的绿军球迷!不过湖人队的战绩可是超过50%胜率线8个胜场呢,怎么能和老鹰相提并论呢?哈哈哈!!

哔哩哔哩:NBA球队BRO 键盘侠😤老詹牛啊!且那个暂停裁判吹得真好 好就好在它好个屁

[–]LakersUnreasonableHater 8 points an hour ago

Struggling? They're 7-3 the past ten games.

湖人球迷:鱼腩?湖人最近10场比赛可是7胜3负呢~~~

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